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@rose@linuxrocks.online
2024-04-08 15:27:47

Eek! Lips!

Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience: The people of Tennessee may have the best view but will also be the first to be sacrificed. Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man heed it's dire warning. Don't trust the squirrel with the child's face. It speaks only lies. When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are it will disappear after the eclipse. Be careful it doesn't switch places, it will be a few deca…
@adamhill@hachyderm.io
2024-04-05 22:04:48

#NightVale worthy #eclipse advice

Advice for viewing the eclipse From Ron Avitzur 'Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience: The people of Tennessee may have the best view but will also be the first to be sacrificed. Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man heed it's dire warning. Don't trust the squirrel with the child's face. It speaks only [ When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are it will disappear after the eclipse. Be careful it d…
@crell@phpc.social
2024-04-04 15:18:11

Some good safety advice for those planning to watch the eclipse on Monday.

Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience: The people of Tennessee may have the best view but will also be the first to be sacrificed. Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man heed its dire warning. Don't trust the squirrel with the child's face. It speaks only lies. When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are it will disappear after the eclipse. Be careful it doesn't switch places, it will be a few decade…